private; 50% hackable

THIS PLACE NEEDS A FUCKING HANDBOOK FOR LIVING

FILTERED TO NILL, NAOTO, HAINE, KANDA; 80% HACKABLE IF ANYONE CARES.

Hey.

This guy's moving in.

...yeah.

private; hackable

so goddamn exhausted. hate not being able to do anything.

public;

taking a nap. haine, wake me up and i'll crack your head open.
everyone else i'll let you off with a headbutt to the moon.

[ muttering ]

I fucking lost them all.

[ sounds of falling rubble and mowing through debris. no speaking, just heavy breathing ]

Sh-shit!

[ooc; ..."them all" = haine, naoto, nill. not his smokes. 8'|]

TO HAINE: I'm not your fucking dog so stop dragging me the fuck around or you'll get another taste of a MAC-10 to your nuts. And when you're done with it, gimme my gun back you goddamn fairy.

And I'm not going to sew up all your bleedy rags.

TO PEOPLE: Yeah okay there's a cranky bitch with a sword that isn't YUU KANDA running around the city right now. Yeah just tell her where we are. You know where we live. Sorry in advance if she's being some kind of antisocial asshole.

TO BASTARDS: Fuck you.

TO EVERYONE ELSE: Yeah fuck you capitalization whatever.

aslkfjsalfkjas we're out of pasta.











...and yeah let's pretend that last week never happened. no, i don't do concerts. Christ.

where
the fuck




are my smokes.

FUCK
YOU
TOO
HEATWAVE

haine i'm thinking about shaving my head what do you think

GUYS WE HAVE TO MAKE SOMETHING C L E A R.


Fig. 1-1: (ME, BADOU) STRAIGHT AS A NAIL


Fig. 2-1: (PALESTEINER, AKA HAINE/THE FAMILY DOG) SUPER GAY FOR EVERYONE


Fig. 2-2: (SQUINTY MCFUCKERSON, AKA KANDA) PROBABLY THE SAME AS 2-1, BUT ALSO ATTACKS CRIPPLES WITHOUT PROVOCATION


Fig. 3-1: (TWATTY POTTERSON) A HUGE GREASY TWAT FOR MAKING EVERYONE QUESTION SUBJECT IN FIG.1-1, BUT IS OTHERWISE PROBABLY OKAY EVEN THOUGH HE LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE A MOTHAFUCKIN LEECH.
is ok.

I don't care what FOUR EYES (fig. 3-1), THE CLOSETGAY PIANIST (unshown), OR NILL (you should know) MIGHT SAY, BUT I AM SUPER HOT FOR GIRLS. SUPER. HOT.

that clear?! "yeah badou, yeah, it's as fucking clear as glass, you're hot for girls" yeah THANKS guys I KNEW you'd understand.

hey new guys
the year is 2008.

sorry about the culture shock.

AN' YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE. nill. we gotta talk.
we gotta talk about TALKING TO STRANGERS.

because there are things
that
need to be talked about.




like strangers. cause there're a hell of a lot of creepy ones, okay.

okay kids. i'm gonna write this shit in a list t'day so i don't stress out your delicate manhattany eyes.

1. mia and flonne are gods.
2. i am on crutches. wolf i'm crutchin my way over.
3. i don't think i need to take back any of the shit i said in the past like five weeks
4. except for the poem thing
4. i'm not going to write any of you any poems.
5. haine is a douche.
6. my blue-ribbon shit, also known as the great rash johnson, or dumples, is gone. but it's still numb, so that's why i'm on crutches.
7. nill, i'm okay, so don't get your wings in a knot. and if you did that'd be... mad weird. where are you?
8. save capitalization for another day. don't bug me.
9. mia and flonne are gods.
10. and haine is a rather large douche.

yeah so. sup.

filtered to mia and flonne; ...yeah. you guys really are. gods. or... yeah. thanks.

[PUBLIC] edit; there are two fours but i'm not going to fix it.
does that bother you?! don't wet yourself.

[ooc; goin' by chat discussion a couple nights ago, i believe we can safely assume that badou is healed by now? but feel free t'poke me if something's wrong.]

you guys know waht i need

i need summat'booze
booze adn a hug

HAINE yuo know i miss your eyes
they were so red. i could wriet a poem about your eyes
i miss nill n' squintyboy too
their hair was kinda prettyy, too\
yeah imma write some o that poems now
matt ill write you one too i geuss

you guys are the coolest
all o you guys
even that werid monster thing
the coolest

[ooc; prolonged lack of smokes/disease/deathly exhaustion has rendered him into this state.
haine-mun & kanda-mun: if you guys want to log i'd be glad to start one up surrounding badou's retrieval :<]

i thin ki threw up leik half of my og/rans

fuc k haine
where 's m'go0ddamn shoppin gcart

ATTENTION MANHATTANITES, ESPECIALLY THE CREEPY ONES NEVER MIND THAT'S WEIRD

SEE THIS GIRL?
She is small, blonde, fourteen, blue-eyed, has wings, and is mute. Her name is Nill.
AND IF YOU DO ANYTHING WEIRD TO HER YOU WILL DIE.
Aside from that. IF YOU SEE HER TELL ME WHERE SHE IS AND MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T GO WANDERING AROUND BECAUSE WHO THE HELL KNOWS WHAT'S OUT THERE THAT LIKES EATING LITTLE GIRLS. LIKE THAT BIG OL' GRANDMA OR WHATEVER. AND SHE DOESN'T THINK THAT MONSTERS ARE REAL WHICH MAKES IT WORSE.

ALSO FEED HER. SHE'S SKINNY.

Thanks.

EDIT: THIS MAN IS A FUCKING SEXUAL PREDATOR. I WILL PAY A HIGH PRICE IN... HAIR TRANSPLANTS IF YOU KEEP HIM AWAY FROM AFOREMENTIONED NILL!!

This is probably the ugliest rash I've ever seen.

So apparently I fucked up like five computers in my drunken stupor. Sorry 'bout that. And sorry if I creeped you out. Um especially to that ninja guy and the blonde girl. Except for cranky mcswordbitch. I'm not sorry to cranky nards.

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fuicking hell i hate typnig
didn"t have t;o put up with this shit at hoem
ffucki8ng keyb0aord



nno i"m noit drunk
shut uop


i neeed" a smoke

Fuckin' hell I need a shave.

Shit. Well, I doubt they're here but I guess I'll give it a shot.

MISSING:
HAINE RAMMSTEINER
DUMB LOOKING ALBINO WITH FUCKING RED EYES
STUPID
SMELLS LIKE DOG
KIND OF LOOKS LIKE DOG, TOO.
IF SEEN, SEEK OUT. ME.

Same applies to a small blonde girl with wings, a blind perv with a freaky cane, or a cranky bitch with a sword.

And if no, then... I guess a pack of smokes'd do, too. Or a place to get a gun, too. Need something t'keep me occupied.

Um.

Sorry about yesterday.

OKAY KIDS. TIME TO TELL UNCLE BADOU WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS GOING ON. 'Cause this place looks, smells, and probably even tastes like a goddamn shithole! NO SIR, DOROTHY THIS CLEARLY IS NOT KANSAS. If this is a joke I'm going to beat someone's face INTO THEIR HEAD.

sASDFasfJKL;

FUCK IT I NEED A SMOKE.